Irritable Bowel Syndrome
A newly formed gluten allergy
A baby is forming in my uterus
A newly formed lactose intolerance
Yes, I know I should just go to a doctor, but I don't even know what to say to a doctor:
"Hi, my stomach hurts sometimes but not others. I generally eat whatever I want so it could totally be my diet. I also either poop constantly all day long or I don't poop for three days, there is no in between. Help?"
I love typing in italics. Also, when your stomach hurts and you don't know why, don't google "why does my stomach hurt all the time?" because you will immediately be handed a death sentence. Thank God I have a living will.
Anyway. So basically I am going to really, really get to know my body and myself. I'm planning on keeping careful track of what I eat over the next few days and see how that affects my belly. I'm sure you are all very interested, so I will let you know what I figure out.