I cannot deal with fast food breakfasts. So gross. I would rather go hungry than eat a greasy slab of egg on a muffin.
I cannot deal with people who fart or burp out loud. I will lecture you on how disgusting it is.
I just can't even with people who pretend they aren't interested in social media. Yes, tell me about how you are "never" on facebook. You are so cool and hip and trendy that you are above social media. #getoveryourself
But on the flip side, posting six times a day is not necessary. #getoveryourself
Fruit does not belong on pizza. Fruit should really never be warm.
I can't even begin to deal with Real Housewives, any show on MTV, or that Bachelor/Bachelorette bullshit.
Toilet paper rolls UNDER. Deal with it.
Why do Walgreens in Omaha keep getting robbed and held at gunpoint? I love Walgreens. I can't even.
I can't stand when Nick sends emails when he is driving. Or when Nick doesn't even speak to me when he gets in my car because he's on his phone. I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DEAL.