Friday, July 18, 2014

How to Lose a Guy in 10 seconds

This is hilarious.

Do you guys remember this guy? You might not want to click on it and read, so I will give you the cliffs notes (do kids still use those?) version:
  • Hot guy...wanted ass.
  • I gave it up for awhile, then didn't want to anymore.
  • I gave him super lame excuses but he didn't get it and was still trying.
So about six weeks ago this guy (let's called him PSG) was trying again. And I blew him off. And then I ran into him at an event and he spent all night chatting up this random chick who looked ugly and ridiculous.

So what does a normal person do? Get jealous and send him ridiculous texts of course.

In the game of "you like me more than I like you", I lost a lot of ground that night.

So the next day I really sat down and thought about this whole situation. I don't like him. I don't want to have sex with him. Every time he would leave my house back in the days we were hooking up, I would shut the door behind him and then slowly close my eyes and bang my head against the door. I felt gross, and I hated the feelings I was feeling.

I decided I wanted this to end, for good. So I sent him a very risky text that could end up changing my life in the worst way. But I had a amazing gut feeling that it would work out exactly how I wanted it to.

Me - "I've been thinking a lot. And if you want to continue hooking up, I need more from you. I need a commitment, or the promise of something. I need to be able to see you every day."
PSG - "You know I can't do that. It's probably better just to end this, then."

My feelings weren't even hurt. That amazes me. I deleted his number and haven't heard from him since. I waited awhile to blog about this, in the event my trick didn't work and he ended up coming back. But he hasn' this truly is a way to lose a guy in ten seconds!


  1. Way to go, Jen. Closed that chapter for good. I am sure it's a great feeling.

    1. It is a great feeling. So far my life is still douchebag free, so I think it's finally over for real.