Dreams?

So I am sure you are all exactly like me, and when you are lying awake at night you have the best ideas ever.

I tend to wake up a few times a night...sometimes an email tone wakes me up, sometimes I am sweating to death. Regardless of the reason, those are the times when I have the GREATEST IDEAS EVER.

Usually I wake up and I think "I should blog about that" and I add it to a list on my phone. Then I fall back asleep and forget about it.

I never remember that list when I am trying to think of blog ideas. Today I remembered...

...and none of this list makes any fucking sense.

When I clicked on this list of stupid it changed the date, but it was from last night (err, this morning) at 2:22am.

I'm so confused.