As I was beating on my chest today, trying to cure my heart burn (side note: why do I think beating on my chest will stop heart burn?), I realized that I know, very clearly, that chocolate gives me heart burn. It happens EVERY single time I eat it. So why do I continue to take a piece (or two) (okay three) whenever it is offered to me?
Simple. I won't stop. I won't give up chocolate, even though right now all I want to do is curl up and beat my chest to death.
It's delicious. And I won't stop.
I also won't stop drinking soda even though I know I should quit. You know what else? I won't stop drinking regular, full fat, full throttle soda either. Normally I stick to Diet Dew, but sometimes there is nothing like a regular Dew, or Dr. Pepper, or Pepsi.
I also won't stop watching scary television shows and movies (Breaking Bad, American Horror Story) even though I have to watch with my eyes covered, or from the bathroom (I peak out the door). I love them, even though I know I shouldn't watch them because they give me nightmares (apparently I am a child at heart).
I also won't do burpees, even though I know they are good for you and a great full body workout. I just won't. I fucking hate them.
I also won't stop eating carbs, so don't try to make me.