Thursday, June 20, 2013

I don't know about you but I'm feeling 32

Okay. So I'm 32. I will be 33. Next month.

I am one of those people who REALLY look forward to my birthday. I am not too concerned about getting old - I still think 33 is really young. However, I do think 33 is an odd age. It's like almost to 35, which is almost to 40. So I am getting kinda old.

I've been thinking a lot lately about what is acceptable after you hit a certain age. I mean, there are certainly things I did in my 20's that I don't think I could get away with now, at the ripe old age of 32.

  • I can't go out during the work week anymore. I mean, I could if a special occasion should pop up. But for the most part, I can't justify being out all night, just to suffer through work the next day. I do not understand how I used to do this - every single Thursday night, I would go out and get completely shit faced AND I usually hosted afterhours. How the fuck did I do that? And that wasn't all - I was usually out and about two or three other nights a week too, closing down good ol' Goofys. 
  • I think I am too old for long hair now. 
  • I probably can't justify sex in a car, or in a back alley. But I'm not marking these completely off the list yet. Maybe when I'm 35.
  • But on that note...probably too old for an unplanned pregnancy at this point in my life.
  • I am too old to ever be a student again - so no more classes for me, ever.
  • I think I am probably too old to ever let myself get fat again. I can't imagine it gets any easier to take weight off the higher up my age goes.
  • Too old for Facebook? I wish I could get rid of that shit.
  • I am way too old for fighting with friends - save the drama for yo' mama.

However, there are a few things I have decided I will never be too old for and will continue to do for as long as I live:

  • Allow my parents to give me birthday money (it's coming up...)
  • Eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.
  • Get my feelings hurt when boys are mean.
  • Give road head.
  • Watch The Baby Sitters Club on netflix.
  • Watch The Wizard of Oz when I don't feel good.

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