You won't hear me saying...

This blog idea is stolen from my friend Micah. Stolen idea. Not my own, people. But I think it's interesting.

Again, not my original thought. Totally stealing from Micah.

These are things you will never hear come out of my mouth...

"Add onions, please."

"Not tonight, I have a headache."

"I'll take a Busch Lite. In a can, if you have it."

"Yes, I'll totally take your newborn child for the whole weekend."

"No don't come over, I'm too tired."

"Oh my, I can't wait to have babies and get married."

 

"I can't wait to sit at home and hand out candy to trick or treaters"

"Yes, I will totally work a 5am shift (or 6am...or 7am...8am is pushing it)."