Write the first paragraph of your obituary.
"Jen Wilson was murdered, just like she always knew she would be. She always was a little psychic. She was a friend, a daughter, an aunt, a sister. And a lover. But that's why she got murdered."
What is the best TV theme song ever?
Growing Pains, followed closely by Family Ties.
When you were young, what would you dream you would be when you grew up?
I always thought I would be an author/writer. That dream ended in college, when I realized 1. That's hard to make money at and 2. I don't like being forced to interview people who are going through hard times.
When you’re alone in your own home, do you walk around naked?
I am naked 96% of the time when I am home alone. And sometimes when I am home not alone. Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
What gets you out of bed in the morning?
I usually wake up about 20 minutes before my alarm goes off. It makes it pretty easy to get out of bed when the alarm does go off. And Monday-Friday, I get up because I have to go to work. On the weekends, I usually get up to get my workout out of the way so I can start my awesome day.
Do you want to have more friends than you have right now?
No, I love my friends but they are just about all I can handle right now. However, I would like the ladies at work to be just a little nicer to me.
What part of the past year sticks out in your mind?
1. I started running a year ago this month. 2. I had an egg sized tumor cut out of my neck. 3. I graduated with my masters degree. 4. I lost another job. 5. I got the iPhone5.
You win a scratch-off lottery game that gives you $2000 a week (after taxes) for the rest of your life. Do you keep your job?
No. No I do not.
Could you be in a long-distance relationship? If you’re in one, what makes yours work?
I don't think I could make one work. Plus I'm 32...what would be the reason I would need to do long distance?
What’s the best route to your heart?
Make me laugh, be excited to see me, be nice to your mom, be a good dad. And kiss me a lot.