Monday, July 8, 2019

5 day 4th of July celebrating

I decided to stretch a Thursday holiday into a 5 day weekend.
I regret nothing.

It started on Wednesday. My dad retired that day from the Glenwood Resource Center after 35 years, so we had a party to celebrate him.

Thursday I headed to Storm Lake to hang with Nick, Hannah and the boys. It was a weekend spent at the pool, the lake, on the sand and it was amazing.

I love how Chandler is pinching Coop in this picture.

Tuesday, July 2, 2019


Last week, Missy and I headed to Chicago to see Dax Shepard's live show of his podcast, Armchair Expert. It was such a great experience! I just love Dax and I laughed so much. His guest was David Koechner, otherwise known as Todd Packer from The Office.

We got to Chicago on Thursday, and after we checked into our hotel, we started walking. We found the Chicago Public Library and we walked through that (I just love libraries), and then we magically found our way to Garrett's Popcorn! Weird! After that we got some take out and went to our hotel to watch the debate.

Friday we got up and walked EVERYWHERE - we made our way to Soldier Field, then walked down the lakefront and wound up at Navy Pier. Then we walked into downtown Chicago and found a bar to watch women's soccer. After that, DAX!

It was so so good. If you are a fan of his podcast, I would highly recommend attending a live show.

It was a quick trip, and we headed home the next morning. It was a nice little getaway!

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Flood 2019

March 16th is the day freaking everything got turned upside down.

Missy and I were running a 5k in Glenwood. The state of Glenwood/Pacific Junction at that point was kind of fear of the unknown - everyone was talking about the river level, as it was starting to break from it's barriers. The interstate was already closed and Missy and I had to take the back road into town (the road I always used to drive on drunk because I didn't think the cops would find me).

We ran our race, and then were tooling around town - we had breakfast and were doing some shopping. Then my mom called, telling me my Grandpa was freaking out about his antique stoves, and he had rented a trailer to get them loaded up in case the flood waters got to his house. Thinking he was over-reacting and immediately annoyed how those stoves are always his top priority, I went to his house (poor Missy). He loaded three antique stoves into a huge trailer and the rest of it sat empty. They took the trailers into a driveway in Glenwood.

I took Missy home, then met my sisters in Council Bluffs to go to a craft fair. Mom called me. She was losing her mind. The mayor and the sheriff had come to her door and told her to prepare for evacuation. She said I didn't need to come down and help. My sisters and I continued our shopping, meanwhile my mom called every one of us on repeat. Finally I told her I was coming down there.

When I got there, there was a hodge podge of shit covering the kitchen table and the counters. We packed up most of it into my car - I say "most of it" because some of it I convinced her she didn't need to save. A vanilla candle? An empty basket? Really Mom? We are supposed to be packing the essentials just IN CASE of a flood. She agreed she was acting a bit ridic, but my mom is always a bit ridic. So add the threat of a flood to it and WOW.

My sister Kate came to help me, and we went over to my grandparents...where they were just sitting in their recliners, watching the news like they always are. Let me try to paint a picture for you - the entire town (which is like five streets, but still) was LOSING THEIR MINDS. Everyone was running from the house to their cars with stuff. Even the people who didn't believe anything was going to happen were outside, making fun of the people who were freaking out. Everyone was outside. My grandparents were not.

My mom had transferred her crazy to her parents house, and now my aunt was there as well. Both were being very vocal about Grandma and Grandpa needing to pack up their stuff. It was not being well recieved. Grandma said she would just stay and let the flood take her....(and the Oscar goes to...).

Kate and I got Grandma off to ourselves. We said you're right, nothing is probably going to happen - but in the event something did, what sorts of things would she want to save? Then we got to work, collecting antiques and little things here and there. We packed up Kate's truck, constantly making comments to ourselves that this was all a waste of time and we would just be bringing all the stuff back down to PJ the next day.

We did not bring the stuff back to PJ the next day.
Or the next day. Or the next day.

PJ sat under water for a month. The water came in, and it came in fierce. And then it refused to go down.

I fucking hate water.

It has been the longest month of my life. Last weekend, my family was finally able to return to their homes, and it was like nothing I have ever seen before. Pictures do not do it justice. Everything was covered in dirt and this weird, slippery film. I was so scared to see a dead animal, or dead fish. And the smell was like death and shit and rot and death.

I wish so many things. I wish my prayers had been answered, and I wish my relationship with God hasn't been so tested I'm not sure what to believe anymore. I wish I had been nicer that Saturday. I wish we would have packed more stuff. I wish we would have utilized that stupid trailer better. I wish I had been nicer that Saturday.

I hate water.

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

7 wonders of my world

My co-worker, Emily, told me today about her son's assignment to come up with the 7 wonders of his world. It got me thinking of mine...

1. Disney World and Disney Land, specifically the castle.
2. the Iowa State Fair

3. The Hollywood sign

4. Any ocean front (this one in Atlantis was especially nice)

5. John and Juana's house

6. Glenwood, Iowa
7. The most beautiful place I have ever been: St. Mary's Glacier in Colorado

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Last entry of 2018

2018 is almost over.

I had a really good year.

I hit 250+ workouts, exceeding my 2018 goal.
I bought, traded and was gifted A LOT of Rae Dunn.
I ran 12 5ks with Missy.
I finally did one of those painting nights and one of those craft painting things.
I went to 4818304818 Stir Cove shows.
Juana and John came home in May and we went to Warm Spring Ranch to see horses.
I saw Wicked again!
I went camping/boating with Nick's family again  for the 4th of July.
We successfully threw a surprise  60th birthday party for Peg.
I turned 38.
I went to the Iowa State Fair again.
Nick and his family moved to Storm Lake, or, as I refer to it, two hours closer to me.
Missy and I went to Minneapolis and saw TAYLOR SWIFT and the Prince home/museum and the Mall of America and the Spam Museum and the Buddy Holly death site.
I went to Glenwood's homecoming and BVU's homecoming.
Missy, Ryan, Natalie and I went to Los Angeles: The Ronald Reagan museum, Disney, Hollywood, Venice Beach and the ELLEN show!
I dressed up as Wednesday Addams for the ELLEN SHOW!
I celebrated Thanksgiving with the annual Christmas lights at my dads.
Juana and John and Nick's family all came home for Christmas and it was a beautiful thing.

2019 is going to be exciting as well. Today I joined a new gym (Genesis) and I am so excited to add new things into my workouts. I may be training for another half.....maybe. This fall. And also I want to get my nephew into running. I may not be successful in that.

I also have some new projects I want to start. I am going to do a "Celebrate Every Day" thing on Instagram. So if you don't follow me on instagram, find me! I am also going to work hard on praying every single day. I mean on my knees, at my bedside, praying out loud. Also, I got a ring for Christmas from my grandma and right now it is too big for my pinky and too small for my ring finger. So I want to lose enough weight for it to fit my ring finger.

Here's to the new year! I hope yours is MARVELOUS.

Tuesday, December 4, 2018


So last week I got pulled over. I was speeding. I was guilty.

But I was very nice to the cop, and he noted that on my ticket, so I felt pretty okay about the whole thing. He said I had a "good tone". I think he was hitting on me.

Anyway, so I decided (Nick told me to) to take the STOP class to dismiss the ticket. I took it online and got 100% on the test. Here is what I learned:

1. I am a VERY distracted driver.
2. Omaha drivers are literally the worst.
3. Giving road head is extremely dangerous.
4. Don't run over your kid.
5. I need to get so much stuff fixed on my car (tires, windshield, windshield wipers, etc).

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Figuring my life out

So I'm having some issues. Stomach issues. My stomach hurts all the time. I have finally realized this is not normal, so I immediately came up with some reasons for this constant stomachache:

Stomach cancer
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
A newly formed gluten allergy
A baby is forming in my uterus
Crohn's Disease
 A newly formed lactose intolerance  

Yes, I know I should just go to a doctor, but I don't even know what to say to a doctor:

"Hi, my stomach hurts sometimes but not others. I generally eat whatever I want so it could totally be my diet. I also either poop constantly all day long or I don't poop for three days, there is no in between. Help?"

I love typing in italics. Also, when your stomach hurts and you don't know why, don't google "why does my stomach hurt all the time?" because you will immediately be handed a death sentence. Thank God I have a living will. 

Anyway. So basically I am going to really, really get to know my body and myself. I'm planning on keeping careful track of what I eat over the next few days and see how that affects my belly. I'm sure you are all very interested, so I will let you know what I figure out.